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15strangers] -Inventory- [R6]
Feb. 3rd, 2020 01:35 amPersonal Items
Pouch - It’s a pouch, filled with things like a dried cocoon, bat guano, and sulfur. There are other items in here, and unless this belongs to you, they might not be incredibly useful. This might look familiar to some people, somehow... - Received from Vita. Also now +1 venomous snake stomach.
Cat - It’s an adorable Bengal cat, who seems to have a great deal of intelligence in its eyes. According to its card, it’s name is “Frumpkin”. - Received from Arthur.
Pocket Bacon x5 - It looks like this bacon has been in someone's pocket for a while. It should still be good, even if it also smells a little weird.
Stone - A fat round stone with a faint ring around it. It's said to bring good luck.
Spellbook - Huh! This is an incredible coincidence, but it looks like this spellbook has found its rightful owner. Congrats!
Others' Personal Items
Short Sword - It's just a short sword. Nothing stands out about it. You have to wonder who it might belong to, given there's no outward signs of ownership on it. Indeed, it looks fresh off the shelf.
Star Color Pen - A plastic-looking pen-like thing. Vaguely looks like a quill, if you're very nearsighted.
Orange Soda - A full can of orange soda. Hopefully you’re not a lightweight and can drink more than one before you get tipsy.
Scarf - It's a white scarf with tassels. There's not much else to it, but perhaps the person who owns it might appreciate it returned.
Jacket - It's a grey hoodie. One has to wonder who this belongs to. Maybe it belongs to a noodle.
Giant Mallet - Yelling "WACHAA!" while you hit things is not mandatory but you should do it anyway when you use this.
Umbrella - It’s a big beach umbrella, striped red and white, and wide enough to shade an entire nuclear family. It’s not much use in this place, but you feel a temptation to open it up and sit beneath it anyways. Somehow, you feel like using this might ease your burdens, just a little.
Star Donuts - A box of a dozen donuts in assorted varieties, with distinctive star-shaped holes. You’re rich!...in donuts, at least.
Coffee - A cup of coffee. Extra strong, for the vampire hunter with a busy night ahead.
Ice Cream - It’s a cup of delicious, cold, homemade ice cream. It’s maple-flavored. Mmm-mmmm! Delicious!
Cosmo Gummies x2 - Delicious shooting-star-shaped gummy candy. It looks like junk food, but it’s actually packed with all the nutrients a growing teenage girl needs.
"Evil" x2 - A crystal bottle of perfume with a mustard yellow pump. It's a lovely fragrance that smells like the collected sex appeal of every Disney villain ever, mixed with a little dash of Tim Curry's voice. Just don't ask what it's made of.
Ten Pin Slammer Set - They look like POGs, but only if every POG was a slammer. The instructions for this game make no sense - it's just a drawing a five year old would disown. Who made this!?
Outfit - A variety of well known nerdy costumes featuring male characters. This one is Luke Skywalker! Isn't it nice?
Candy - It's some chocolate covered poms. Poms are a food unique to Zemuria, that tends to be favored to be served at festivals.
Fishing Pole - Every fishing fan should have one!
Dragonchess Set - A beautiful chess set made out of ebony and teakwood. All of the pieces are slightly different than a standard Earth chess set, but the basic concept is similar enough.
Glitter - Blue glitter, perfect for giving everyone craft herpes and making investigations prettier!
Outfit - A variety of well known nerdy costumes featuring male characters. This one is Iron Man! Cool!
Popcorn - A garbage bag full of popcorn. Luckily, that seems to be the only thing it’s been used for, but the fact still stands that you probably don’t need this much of it, not to mention it seems like it’s gone stale.
Numbered Items
54. Cloth - This is no ordinary roll of cloth. Its color is a purple so dark it’s almost black, and it actually seems to drink the light like it’s going out of style! Seriously, it’s perfect to sew into clothing to wear for, shall we say, clandestine activities.
71. Dog - A beautiful settler-greyhound hybrid that is big and black and likes giving dog kisses to people he likes. The card accompanying him reveals his name to be “Fortinbras”.
30. Moon Shoes - It’s a pair of trampolines that strap onto your feet and let you bounce obscenely high. This won’t end badly if you’re not well coordinated, no sirree.
28. Toy Train - It’s a Thomas the Tank Engine toy. You have no idea why this is even here. Does anyone in this group even play with toys?
14. Ph.D Pepper x2 - A soft drink with a sweet, spicy flavor that has successfully avoided a malpractice, or any other kind of lawsuit during its distinguished career.
2. Rainbow Feather - A feather of all colors, starting from blue at the base, turning red in the middle, and ending at yellow on the tip. There’s no way this could have come from a real bird, right?
32. Laminated Foil Drink Pouch - It’s a squishy silver juice pouch with bland fruit punch. It’s actually pretty filling and rejuvenating, but good luck puncturing the straw opening with the flimsy plastic tube that apparently passes for a straw.
63. Meatballs? x2 - I mean, they look like meatballs. But they smell like peanut butter for...some reason. Is that normal? You’re pretty sure it’s not normal.
31. Weird Electronic Glove x2 - A strange-looking electronic glove with lots of dials and buttons and motion control sensors. It’s impossible to use. But it’s so bad, how can you not love it?
70. Flower - It’s technically a bell-shaped flower head comprised of several hundred tiny rainbow-colored florets, perched on a firm brown stem. It’s beautiful, and for some reason doesn’t seem to wilt. Inhaling the scent into your mouth seems to let you breathe easier.
39. Grilled Cheese - This is no normal grilled cheese. This is the best grilled cheese in the universe. Seriously, this is so amazing, you can’t believe anything could ever be judged as better than this sandwich, right now.
56. Snuff - This is not just your normal, run of the mill tobacco in a small pot. This is tobacco in a small pot on steroids. This is the best tobacco you have ever seen or snuffed. And as a bonus, it’s bright blue!
47. Plate of Cold Pasta - It’s a plate of cold pasta. Now, here’s the thing - these noodles are not cold because they’re uncooked. They’re cold because they’re meant to be cold. Cold pasta is a legitimate way of serving pasta, ok? Don’t judge because it’s cold.
4. Necklace x3 - A sturdy steel necklace. The amulet is a steel coin, with a picture of an anvil carved into it.
64. Book - It’s a book, the classical kind you’d read for middle school literature class. However, this particular edition has been so censored that it’s practically been stripped of everything that might have made it interesting. Like the plot, or the characters, or any sense of wonder, delight, or imagination.
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3. Playing Cards - A deck of playing cards, every one of them painstakingly hand-painted. The 16 trump cards and 1 joker card all depict terrifying and strange humanoid figures on their face.
16. Christmas Lights - Deck the halls with sounds of murder, fa la la la la la la la la. ‘Tis the season to be brutal, fa la la la la la la la la!!!!!!
69. Basketball - Yes, it’s a basketball. No, touching it will not drain or give you the talent of a professional basketball player, or even make you tall enough to play the sport. Sometimes, a basketball is just a basketball.
8. Blank Leather-Bound Journal - A well-bound book with empty vellum pages, just waiting to be written on.
25. Eastern Tea - An after-supper beverage naturally sweetened with dried persimmons.