[[community profile] 15strangers] -Inventory- [R6]

Feb. 3rd, 2020 01:35 am
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Personal Items

Pouch - It’s a pouch, filled with things like a dried cocoon, bat guano, and sulfur. There are other items in here, and unless this belongs to you, they might not be incredibly useful. This might look familiar to some people, somehow... - Received from Vita. Also now +1 venomous snake stomach.

Cat - It’s an adorable Bengal cat, who seems to have a great deal of intelligence in its eyes. According to its card, it’s name is “Frumpkin”. - Received from Arthur.

Pocket Bacon x5 - It looks like this bacon has been in someone's pocket for a while. It should still be good, even if it also smells a little weird.

Stone - A fat round stone with a faint ring around it. It's said to bring good luck.

Spellbook - Huh! This is an incredible coincidence, but it looks like this spellbook has found its rightful owner. Congrats!


Others' Personal Items

Grimoire Stone - a chunk of bronze-colored rock that has chipped and fragmented several times. It contains a healing skill for the wielder to use! If it weren’t powered down, that is. - Returned to Arthur.

Hatbox - A hatbox, which contains one very frilly hat and one very, very dead venomous snake. Wait-snake!? - Hat discarded, snake stomach harvested for components.

Animal - A creature that can be best described as a colorful flying dinosaur, accompanied by a strange red-and-white ball. It lets out a strange sound out of its mouth-”archeops”. Is it someone’s pet? - Returned to Osomatsu.

Or Was It - A waist-high statue of a nine-tailed Kitsune, sticking out its tongue and pulling its eye open with its left paw. It seems to be made of gold, and it gives you a weird feeling when looking at it. Like it might just jump up and scare you, then make fun of you for being scared. - Returned to King.

Star Color Pendant - A plastic-looking magenta-and-gold pendant that was said capable of detecting Star Color Pens. Also a universal translator. Neither works here, though. - Returned to Lala.

Cosmo Gummy Case - A small case shaped like a ringed planet, attached to a strap for easy carrying. - Returned to Lala.

Gun - A black gun, which looks to be a 9mm. On the side of the barrel, the initials S.A.A.U.S.O are etched on the side. - Returned to Karma.

Short Sword - It's just a short sword. Nothing stands out about it. You have to wonder who it might belong to, given there's no outward signs of ownership on it. Indeed, it looks fresh off the shelf.

Carton - A small carton colored pink with a little strawberry on it. If one cares to take the little straw out from it’s wrapping and stick it into the designated hole? They’ll find out it’s strawberry-flavored milk! - Returned to Karma.

Star Color Pen - A plastic-looking pen-like thing. Vaguely looks like a quill, if you're very nearsighted.

Manual of the Planes - Another fat tome bound in brown leather, bearing several diagrams and what look like alien astrological charts. There's notes on all sorts of alternate dimensions and planes of existence here, along with the various denizens - angels, demons, genies, you name it. - Returned to Ambrosine.

Orange Soda - A full can of orange soda. Hopefully you’re not a lightweight and can drink more than one before you get tipsy.

Scarf - It's a white scarf with tassels. There's not much else to it, but perhaps the person who owns it might appreciate it returned.

100 Mira - Congratulations, it's 100 Mira!...Not like you know what to do with this even if you know where this comes from, because the currency is essentially useless here. - Yoinked by McBurn.

Pin - It's an odd-looking pin, with a strange-looking skeleton on a black background. Actually, it looks like a key-but what could it be for? Returned to Akira.

Jacket - It's a grey hoodie. One has to wonder who this belongs to. Maybe it belongs to a noodle.

Giant Mallet - Yelling "WACHAA!" while you hit things is not mandatory but you should do it anyway when you use this.

Umbrella - It’s a big beach umbrella, striped red and white, and wide enough to shade an entire nuclear family. It’s not much use in this place, but you feel a temptation to open it up and sit beneath it anyways. Somehow, you feel like using this might ease your burdens, just a little.

Scarf - A dark grey-ish and black scarf with vertical stripes that are an even darker shade of black. It looks like it could fit someone very cute, and dog-like. - Returned to King.

Star Donuts - A box of a dozen donuts in assorted varieties, with distinctive star-shaped holes. You’re rich!...in donuts, at least.

Crossbow - With two poisoned bolts, no less. For when it's time for revenge with nothing left to lose. Comes in frenzy and damage health pots. - Returned to Eric. Possibly a bad idea.

Coffee - A cup of coffee. Extra strong, for the vampire hunter with a busy night ahead.

Marilith Statuette - A small statuette depicting a topless six-armed woman with the lower body of a snake. All of the arms are holding swords. - Returned to Ambrosine.

Ice Cream - It’s a cup of delicious, cold, homemade ice cream. It’s maple-flavored. Mmm-mmmm! Delicious!

Cosmo Gummies x2 - Delicious shooting-star-shaped gummy candy. It looks like junk food, but it’s actually packed with all the nutrients a growing teenage girl needs.

Photograph - It’s a class photo. Everyone seems to be happy, though who knows what the heck that yellow thing is in the background grabbing everyone. - Returned to Karma.

"Evil" x2 - A crystal bottle of perfume with a mustard yellow pump. It's a lovely fragrance that smells like the collected sex appeal of every Disney villain ever, mixed with a little dash of Tim Curry's voice. Just don't ask what it's made of.

Ten Pin Slammer Set - They look like POGs, but only if every POG was a slammer. The instructions for this game make no sense - it's just a drawing a five year old would disown. Who made this!?

Outfit - A variety of well known nerdy costumes featuring male characters. This one is Luke Skywalker! Isn't it nice?

Candy - It's some chocolate covered poms. Poms are a food unique to Zemuria, that tends to be favored to be served at festivals.

Fishing Pole - Every fishing fan should have one!

Dragonchess Set - A beautiful chess set made out of ebony and teakwood. All of the pieces are slightly different than a standard Earth chess set, but the basic concept is similar enough.

Glitter - Blue glitter, perfect for giving everyone craft herpes and making investigations prettier!

Outfit - A variety of well known nerdy costumes featuring male characters. This one is Iron Man! Cool!

Popcorn - A garbage bag full of popcorn. Luckily, that seems to be the only thing it’s been used for, but the fact still stands that you probably don’t need this much of it, not to mention it seems like it’s gone stale.


Numbered Items

54. Cloth - This is no ordinary roll of cloth. Its color is a purple so dark it’s almost black, and it actually seems to drink the light like it’s going out of style! Seriously, it’s perfect to sew into clothing to wear for, shall we say, clandestine activities.

59. Hat - It’s a hat...with a pair of eyes and little fangs. It also talks. A lot. About nothing other than how you suck. Putting it on your head won’t make it shut up about it finds you insufferable, but at least it will have to contend with your hair getting in the way of its yarns about Wildernesses and how it doesn’t eat brains or whatever. - Left in the restaurant and dropped into the hole.

71. Dog - A beautiful settler-greyhound hybrid that is big and black and likes giving dog kisses to people he likes. The card accompanying him reveals his name to be “Fortinbras”.

30. Moon Shoes - It’s a pair of trampolines that strap onto your feet and let you bounce obscenely high. This won’t end badly if you’re not well coordinated, no sirree.

28. Toy Train - It’s a Thomas the Tank Engine toy. You have no idea why this is even here. Does anyone in this group even play with toys?

14. Ph.D Pepper x2 - A soft drink with a sweet, spicy flavor that has successfully avoided a malpractice, or any other kind of lawsuit during its distinguished career.

2. Rainbow Feather - A feather of all colors, starting from blue at the base, turning red in the middle, and ending at yellow on the tip. There’s no way this could have come from a real bird, right?

32. Laminated Foil Drink Pouch - It’s a squishy silver juice pouch with bland fruit punch. It’s actually pretty filling and rejuvenating, but good luck puncturing the straw opening with the flimsy plastic tube that apparently passes for a straw.

63. Meatballs? x2 - I mean, they look like meatballs. But they smell like peanut butter for...some reason. Is that normal? You’re pretty sure it’s not normal.

31. Weird Electronic Glove x2 - A strange-looking electronic glove with lots of dials and buttons and motion control sensors. It’s impossible to use. But it’s so bad, how can you not love it?

70. Flower - It’s technically a bell-shaped flower head comprised of several hundred tiny rainbow-colored florets, perched on a firm brown stem. It’s beautiful, and for some reason doesn’t seem to wilt. Inhaling the scent into your mouth seems to let you breathe easier.

39. Grilled Cheese - This is no normal grilled cheese. This is the best grilled cheese in the universe. Seriously, this is so amazing, you can’t believe anything could ever be judged as better than this sandwich, right now.

56. Snuff - This is not just your normal, run of the mill tobacco in a small pot. This is tobacco in a small pot on steroids. This is the best tobacco you have ever seen or snuffed. And as a bonus, it’s bright blue!

47. Plate of Cold Pasta - It’s a plate of cold pasta. Now, here’s the thing - these noodles are not cold because they’re uncooked. They’re cold because they’re meant to be cold. Cold pasta is a legitimate way of serving pasta, ok? Don’t judge because it’s cold.

4. Necklace x3 - A sturdy steel necklace. The amulet is a steel coin, with a picture of an anvil carved into it.

64. Book - It’s a book, the classical kind you’d read for middle school literature class. However, this particular edition has been so censored that it’s practically been stripped of everything that might have made it interesting. Like the plot, or the characters, or any sense of wonder, delight, or imagination.

62. Olive? - It looks like an olive on a sword. But it isn’t an olive. It’s all wrong to be something so innocent, and it makes you feel uneasy. You need to get rid of this, before it destroys you. But how do you possibly get rid of something like this? - Thrown into the Void immediately.

3. Playing Cards - A deck of playing cards, every one of them painstakingly hand-painted. The 16 trump cards and 1 joker card all depict terrifying and strange humanoid figures on their face.

16. Christmas Lights - Deck the halls with sounds of murder, fa la la la la la la la la. ‘Tis the season to be brutal, fa la la la la la la la la!!!!!!

69. Basketball - Yes, it’s a basketball. No, touching it will not drain or give you the talent of a professional basketball player, or even make you tall enough to play the sport. Sometimes, a basketball is just a basketball.

8. Blank Leather-Bound Journal - A well-bound book with empty vellum pages, just waiting to be written on.

25. Eastern Tea - An after-supper beverage naturally sweetened with dried persimmons.

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